Long and Wide

LOT Polish Airlines Boeing 767-300. Growing up, blondes and Pols took the brunt of a a lot of jokes. Not so much anymore it seems - well, at least not for Pols...blondes will never change. So here are a couple of air-related blonde jokes:
Q. what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A. a wind tunnel. Q. what is a blondes favourite drink? A. Perri-Air. Q. what do yo call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? A. air pockets.

Then of course, there is the most famous of Polish flying jokes:

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an
airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the
windshield and suddenly exclaimed to the copilot, "Holy cow! Look how
short the runway is! I`ve never seen one that short!"
The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you`re right!
That`s incredible! Are you sure we can make it?"
"Well we better, were almost out of fuel."
So the captain got on the intercom and notified the passengers
to put their heads between their knees and prepare for an emergency
landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the plane to
just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, on the
ragged edge of control. The pilot`s hands were sweating, the copilot
was praying. They touched down and came screeching to a halt JUST
before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "WHEW! That was
CLOSE!" yelled the captain."That runway was SHORT!"
"Yeah!" said the copilot,"and WIDE too!"